She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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