Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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