goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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