are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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