I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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