the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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