omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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