normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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