Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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