I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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