That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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