well you can't waste a boner
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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