we're blogging at a bar
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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