Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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