You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
