I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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