Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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