sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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