turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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