Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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