i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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