sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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