operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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