I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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