Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
