I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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