Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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