I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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