She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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