He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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