Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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