She announced her abortion via fbk
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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