Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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