I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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