yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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