I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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