i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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