also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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