what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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