I wish I only lived at night.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I need a burrito and a hug.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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