yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I see more hoeing in ur future
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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