Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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