it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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