I heard we made out
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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