I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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