My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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