fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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