I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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