we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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