do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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